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Saw this on Cat Cat's blog, so cute, cannot resist so I created one for myself!
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Friday, 15 February 2008
Cover Girl Now!!! ... hahaha
Saw this on Cat Cat's blog, so cute, cannot resist so I created one for myself!
Sunday, 16 December 2007
Squirrels in New York City
Squirrels are so adorable but I keep a distance from them cos I am afraid they will jump on my head and scratch out my eyes ... hahaha! They are everywhere and eventhough it is so cold now, I still see them running around our apartment compound.
The hubby adores squirrels, he calls them his 'children' and since he works for the city parks, he spends 'lots of time' with them ... hee hee. I love listening to his stories about them (the squirrels) going through the garbage bins and running away with scraps of food, Macdonald's bags and wrappers, etc., if he happens to see them, he would scold
and chase
after them cos they messes up the place and leave garbage everywhere! That is too funny!!! ... hahaha ... just so comical! I told him they should be trained to help clean the park too ... hehehe!
to find the perfect tee for him that says SQUIRRELS GONE WILD. There's 2 squirrels, one with a beer mug and one flashing itself! Too funny!!!
He likes the tee very much so I am happy. 
Friday, 21 September 2007
Notti POOH! SPANK!
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It is not what you think ok!
I didn't do it, neither did my hubby. We were hanging out in the living room the whole day and when I walked into the room, I saw Pooh kissing Ms I Wanna B Shoppin' doll!
So I quickly grabbed my camera and snapped 
lor then spanked him 
... heh heh.
Such a chee ko pek ... tsk tsk tsk ... heh heh.
Meet Miss I Wanna B Shoppin', the hubby got me this dolly from Six Flag Great Adventure few years back, she's not very nice looking but cute lah.
It is not what you think ok!
I didn't do it, neither did my hubby. We were hanging out in the living room the whole day and when I walked into the room, I saw Pooh kissing Ms I Wanna B Shoppin' doll! So I quickly grabbed my camera and snapped lor then spanked him ... heh heh. Such a chee ko pek ... tsk tsk tsk ... heh heh.
Meet Miss I Wanna B Shoppin', the hubby got me this dolly from Six Flag Great Adventure few years back, she's not very nice looking but cute lah.
Wednesday, 19 September 2007
Cute Tees from David & Goliath
Those cute designs are on t-shirts from David & Goliath, aren't they the cute! They have other designs but I like those food ones.. Anyone wanna get me one? ... hee hee.
Friday, 24 August 2007
Tan Lines On My Feet
Friends who knows me well, knows I have been wearing Ballerina Flats
alot lately, they are super comfy and goes with any outfits. In April, during Singapore Day, I was there with my cute little Ballerina Flats under the hot sun and my feet got sun-burnt! Then in July, I was at Coney Island, again with my cutesy Ballerina Flats, guess what, the tan on my feet got even darker! With the tan lines, I look like I have permanent Ballerina Flats on now!
alot lately, they are super comfy and goes with any outfits. In April, during Singapore Day, I was there with my cute little Ballerina Flats under the hot sun and my feet got sun-burnt! Then in July, I was at Coney Island, again with my cutesy Ballerina Flats, guess what, the tan on my feet got even darker! With the tan lines, I look like I have permanent Ballerina Flats on now!
Wednesday, 22 August 2007
Cute Little Elvis
Saw this in yahoo news, isn't that boy adorable in his Elvis suit! 
Sun Aug 19, 8:01 AM ET
A young Filipino Elvis Presley impersonator dances during a break at a contest in suburban Manila on Sunday Aug. 19, 2007. The event was held as a tribute to the 30th death anniversary of Elvis Presley. (AP Photo/Aaron Favila)
Sun Aug 19, 8:01 AM ET
A young Filipino Elvis Presley impersonator dances during a break at a contest in suburban Manila on Sunday Aug. 19, 2007. The event was held as a tribute to the 30th death anniversary of Elvis Presley. (AP Photo/Aaron Favila)
Sunday, 19 August 2007
You Know You Are a New Yorker When ...
Something I saw online and thinks it is so funny but yet so TRUE
!!!
YOU KNOW YOU FROM NEW YORK WHEN
:
You say "the city" and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan.
You have never been to the Statue of Liberty or the Empire State Building.
You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park at 3:30 on the Friday before a long weekend, but can't find Wisconsin on a map.
Hookers and the homeless are invisible.
The subway makes sense.
You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multi-lingual.
You've considered stabbing someone just for saying "The Big Apple".
The most frequently used part of your car is the horn.
You call an 8' x 10' plot of patchy grass a yard.
You consider Westchester "upstate".
You think Central Park is "nature."
You see nothing odd about the speed of an auctioneer's speaking.
You're paying $1,200 for a studio the size of a walk-in closet and you think it's a "steal."
You've been to New Jersey twice and got hopelessly lost both times.
You pay more each month to park your car than most people in the U.S. pay in rent.
You haven't seen more than twelve stars in the night sky since you went away to camp as a kid.
You go to dinner at 9 and head out to the clubs when most Americans are heading to bed.
Your closet is filled with black clothes.
You haven't heard the sound of true absolute silence since the 80s, and when you did, it terrified you.
You pay $5 without blinking for a beer that cost the bar 28 cents.
You take fashion seriously.
Being truly alone makes you nervous.
You have 27 different menus next to your telephone.
Going to Brooklyn is considered a "road trip."
America west of the Hudson is still theoretical to you.
You've gotten jaywalking down to an art form.
You take a taxi to get to your health club to exercise.
Your idea of personal space is no one actually standing on your toes.
$50 worth of groceries fit in one paper bag.
You don't notice sirens anymore.
You live in a building with a larger population than most American towns.
Your doorman is Russian, your grocer is Korean, your deli man is Israeli, your building super is Italian, your laundry guy is Chinese, your favorite bartender is Irish, your favorite diner owner is Greek, the watchseller on your corner is Senegalese, your last cabbie was Pakistani, your newsstand guy is Indian and your favorite falafel guy is Egyptian.
You're suspicious of strangers who are actually nice to you.
You secretly envy cabbies for their driving skills.
You think $7.00 to cross a bridge is a fair price.
Your door has more than three locks.
Your favorite movie has DeNiro in it.
You consider eye contact an act of overt aggression.
You're 35 years old and don't have a driver's license.
You ride in a subway car with no air conditioning just because there are seats available.
You're willing to take in strange people as roommates simply to help pay the rent.
There is no North and South. It's uptown or downtown. There is no East or West. Its cross town!
You cross the street anywhere but on the corners and you yell at cars for not respecting your right to do it.
You dont even notice the lady walking the down the street having a perfectly normal conversation with herself.
When you're away from home, you miss "real" pizza and "real" bagels.
You can nap on the subway and never miss your stop!
You know the differences between all the different Gino's Pizzas.
You're not in the least bit interested in going to Times Square on New Year's Eve.
Your internal clock is permanently set to know when Alternate Side of the Street parking regulations are in effect.
You know what a bodega is.
You know how to fold the New York Times in half, vertically, so that you can read it on the subway or bus without knocking off other passenger's hats.
Someone bumps into you, and you check for your wallet.....
You cringe at hearing people pronounce Houston St. like the city in Texas
Film crews on your block annoy you, not excite you.
You take the train home and you know exactly where on the platform the doors will open in front of the exit stairway.
I LOVE NEW YORK!
but yet so TRUE!!!YOU KNOW YOU FROM NEW YORK WHEN
:You say "the city" and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan.
You have never been to the Statue of Liberty or the Empire State Building.
You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park at 3:30 on the Friday before a long weekend, but can't find Wisconsin on a map.
Hookers and the homeless are invisible.
The subway makes sense.
You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multi-lingual.
You've considered stabbing someone just for saying "The Big Apple".
The most frequently used part of your car is the horn.
You call an 8' x 10' plot of patchy grass a yard.
You consider Westchester "upstate".
You think Central Park is "nature."
You see nothing odd about the speed of an auctioneer's speaking.
You're paying $1,200 for a studio the size of a walk-in closet and you think it's a "steal."
You've been to New Jersey twice and got hopelessly lost both times.
You pay more each month to park your car than most people in the U.S. pay in rent.
You haven't seen more than twelve stars in the night sky since you went away to camp as a kid.
You go to dinner at 9 and head out to the clubs when most Americans are heading to bed.
Your closet is filled with black clothes.
You haven't heard the sound of true absolute silence since the 80s, and when you did, it terrified you.
You pay $5 without blinking for a beer that cost the bar 28 cents.
You take fashion seriously.
Being truly alone makes you nervous.
You have 27 different menus next to your telephone.
Going to Brooklyn is considered a "road trip."
America west of the Hudson is still theoretical to you.
You've gotten jaywalking down to an art form.
You take a taxi to get to your health club to exercise.
Your idea of personal space is no one actually standing on your toes.
$50 worth of groceries fit in one paper bag.
You don't notice sirens anymore.
You live in a building with a larger population than most American towns.
Your doorman is Russian, your grocer is Korean, your deli man is Israeli, your building super is Italian, your laundry guy is Chinese, your favorite bartender is Irish, your favorite diner owner is Greek, the watchseller on your corner is Senegalese, your last cabbie was Pakistani, your newsstand guy is Indian and your favorite falafel guy is Egyptian.
You're suspicious of strangers who are actually nice to you.
You secretly envy cabbies for their driving skills.
You think $7.00 to cross a bridge is a fair price.
Your door has more than three locks.
Your favorite movie has DeNiro in it.
You consider eye contact an act of overt aggression.
You're 35 years old and don't have a driver's license.
You ride in a subway car with no air conditioning just because there are seats available.
You're willing to take in strange people as roommates simply to help pay the rent.
There is no North and South. It's uptown or downtown. There is no East or West. Its cross town!
You cross the street anywhere but on the corners and you yell at cars for not respecting your right to do it.
You dont even notice the lady walking the down the street having a perfectly normal conversation with herself.
When you're away from home, you miss "real" pizza and "real" bagels.
You can nap on the subway and never miss your stop!
You know the differences between all the different Gino's Pizzas.
You're not in the least bit interested in going to Times Square on New Year's Eve.
Your internal clock is permanently set to know when Alternate Side of the Street parking regulations are in effect.
You know what a bodega is.
You know how to fold the New York Times in half, vertically, so that you can read it on the subway or bus without knocking off other passenger's hats.
Someone bumps into you, and you check for your wallet.....
You cringe at hearing people pronounce Houston St. like the city in Texas
Film crews on your block annoy you, not excite you.
You take the train home and you know exactly where on the platform the doors will open in front of the exit stairway.
I LOVE NEW YORK!
Tuesday, 10 July 2007
NYC is Hot! Hot! Hot! (I Mean the Weather Not the City)
That's how I feel now, it is 94F (34C) out there, hot and humid ... ARGH! However it's not stopping me from going out to have some fun 
in the city with my friend, Ms A so tune in for more pictures to come!
Found this online and thot I would share with you, I find it amusing and so cute especially the crying baby in the pot. It is hot out there and everyone deserves a good laugh.
Saturday, 16 June 2007
For laughs ... hahaha
Walking along Bowery at Lower Manhattan, one can see alot of restaurant supply stores. See what I spotted and had to take pictures of them .... hahaha.
Note to self:
On the day (dunno when) I open my restaurant, 'Foodies R Goodies', he will be standing outside to welcome the customers ... hahaha.
And I thought our old oven/stove was bad, check this one out! ... hahaha
Note to self:
On the day (dunno when) I open my restaurant, 'Foodies R Goodies', he will be standing outside to welcome the customers ... hahaha.
And I thought our old oven/stove was bad, check this one out! ... hahaha
Wednesday, 13 June 2007
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